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swish & click

swishandclick.co.uk · site status: under construction

Mind the gap.
We’re still building this bit.

Swish & Click is putting up a proper UK home for promotional products and branded merchandise. Hard hats on. Kettle on. A very important letter from HMRC eagerly awaited.

Browse the EU site meanwhile
Site completion87%

Pouring the foundations. Metaphorically. It’s CSS.

This bar is decorative. Like most progress bars.

UK OPEN SOON
UK BORDER MERCH CONTROL

Anything to declare? Merch, ideas, biscuits?

Checkpoint

Declare your merch.

Practice run. Tell the officer what you’re planning to brand and get waved through. Good ideas are duty-free.

Merch passport · practice document

Holder: you. Occupation: excellent taste.

Stamps appear here. Collect the set.

The real customs paperwork is the boring bit we do for you. Incoterm agreed before dispatch, so nothing surprising turns up at the door.

Health & safety

Please do not touch the cones.

Those cones are load-bearing.

Cones toppled: 0

Departures

Need branded merchandise today? Board for the EU site.

Same team, same products, one invoice, 33 European markets. It just speaks euro for now.

Platform EU · DeparturesLondon time
TimeDestinationViaStatusRemarks
Nowswishandclick.euAll European marketsOn timeBoarding
--:--swishandclick.co.ukUK siteDelayedConstruction works
TBCUK phone & emailVia HMRCExpectedWith UK VAT number
NowTeaKettleOn timeAlways
Board now for swishandclick.eu

No passport required. No duty on good ideas. Mind the doors.

Site notice
Principal contractor
Swish and Click Ltd Trading as Swish & Click. Independent B2B distributor and cross-border European promotional-products specialist.
Company number
NI737465
Registered office
Ground Floor, Gallery Building, 65-69 Dublin Rd, Belfast, BT2 7HG
UK VAT
VAT registration pending Pending
UK phone
Arriving with the VAT number. HMRC first, then the phone. That is the order of things.
UK email
Also arriving with the VAT number.
Meanwhile
swishandclick.eu · info@swishandclick.eu

Site rules

  • Hard hats must be worn beyond this point.They will not be. We have made peace with this.
  • The kettle is load-bearing. Do not unplug.Press T on your keyboard for tea. Go on.
  • Considerate constructors. We say sorry a lot.Apologies issued to date: 1,204
  • No UK warehouse, no UK stock, no forklifts.We are a distributor: your merchandise is made by the right supplier and delivered straight to you, wherever in the UK you are.
  • Cymraeg, Gàidhlig and Gaeilge are on the drawings.English is load-bearing too.

This page is 98% jokes and 100% real: the UK site is on its way. © 2026 Swish and Click Ltd.

Built with hard hats, hi-vis and an unreasonable amount of tea.